For the Newbies!!

Hey, so you are interested and want to come to The Meeting Place, or you’ve been before but things didn’t go the way you planned. Well, here is a little guide to help you get off on the right foot—or just get off.

How to Get to a Party

Unless you haven't read the profile or the event page (you’re already fucking up), to get to come to a party, just call the day of the party after 12 PM and before 2 AM (There is a 6 single guy limit so earlier is better). When you call, you will talk to the owner of the club. Don’t get smart with her; just answer her questions honestly. Once she gets a warm and fuzzy feeling, she’ll run through the rules and give you the address. (No-shows get banned.) Then you come with your cash, something to drink/smoke, and something to change into (shorts work well for this). When you get here, you will most likely meet me, and I’ll give you the tour.

Now, here are my tips for you:

Play the Long Game - To get the most out of TMP, don’t just try to come and fuck. Get to know the people who come to the club. Most likely, you may not fuck on your first visit. So, make sure you get to know people so that the next time you come, you feel more at home and relaxed. The more comfortable the couples are with you, the better your odds. Also, couples do talk, so someone might put in a good word for you without you even knowing it. So plan a few visit before you make you opinion about the club.

Fucking Talk - This is simple: you have better chances of hooking up if you introduce yourself and seem like a cool guy. Even if a couple doesn’t play with you this time, it doesn’t mean you’re out of the running. Just don’t say stupid shit or get into a pissing contest with someone’s husband. An easy way to start a conversation is to ask how long they’ve been coming to the club or about their experiences at the club. Most people will be happy to tell you and that may lead to some clues about what they are into.

Know Your Position - This is a couples club, so most people who come here are looking for other couples and Unicorns (single females). They can do without you! You are here for those few couples that want a MFM or a gangbang. Asking what they are into will help you know who you can play with and who to not to waste time with.

Don’t Hover - If you don’t have the balls to actively talk to people, try not to hover over the women. For one, you look creepy as fuck doing it, and second, it’s annoying. No one is going to hop on your dick just because you’re staring at them. It’s cool to look, but try not to stare—unless you’re watching someone deep-throat a dick upside down. That’s understandable.

Ask to Touch! - Don’t assume anything; just ask. If you see some nice titties, ask to touch them. If you see a nice ass, ask to touch it. If she’s sitting there playing with her pussy, ask to eat it. Closed mouths don’t get fed, and you will not get fucked by not asking. If you just touch someone without asking and there’s a problem, then you are the problem, and word travels fast. Don’t fuck yourself over just because you’re afraid of a “no.” That “no” could be only for that night.

Don’t Be Picky - If you’re just trying to fuck, don’t be picky, as the couple or chick you didn’t talk to is probably the one who would have fucked you. I see dudes miss their chance by focusing on one couple or female. If they’re not giving you any attention, move on. We have a lot of flirts and teasers who come just to have fun. They’ll entertain you, and that’s it. Enjoy it and move on.

HAVE FUN - Don’t be so thirsty to fuck that you forget to have fun. Have a drink and a laugh. Have a smoke and play with some titties. Or just chill and watch people play, but enjoy yourself beyond the sex.

Read the Room - This has two meanings. One: look around the room. If you see there are fewer people than when you started, that’s a sign to dress down and walk around to see what’s happening. Two: if you’re in a room or watching people, understand what’s going on. If you want to join, pick your time to ask wisely. Meaning, don’t ask to join in when she’s already cumming. Wait for a position change or when they finish.

Don’t Be TOO Pushy - Unless you brought her, you move at her speed. No amount of touching or telling her how much you want to fuck her is going to make her fuck you. For some people, it takes more time than others. If you’re not trying to wait, then go find others who are ready now. They’re mostly already fucking.

Be care of Friday Nights - As of right now, for a NEW single guy will be hit or missed. More on the miss as less of the "regulars" show up. If been to the club before and meet a few people then Friday could work for you but newbies its better to have your first time to be on a Saturday.

Pussy Cuffing - This one is kind of weird. IF you happen to meet a Unicorn do and fuck. That doesn't mean she is yours for the rest of the night. Guys will hand cluff themself to a Unicorn until she leave which sometime (most time) making it awkward situation but they themself never see it as they just worry about fucking the single girl. Get the woman some room to breath and give someone else a turn.

That’s all I’ve got for now.